time to shave (shave it off) it off

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M/M | for dovand | 100 words | 2022-09-28 | the lamb | AO3

Montgomery "Scotty" Scott/Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Drabble, Inspired by Music, Source: Genesis, Source: Peter Gabriel

"So."

"So."

"So I've got a beard and you've got a mustache."

"That looks like the size of it."

"Didn't think I'd be seeing you again for another five years."

"Well it doesn't bother me, if that's what you're thinkin'!"

"Maybe it bothers ME!"

"If it did, I hardly think you'd be walkin' around with a fuss like that."

"All I'm saying is it was unexpected. I was drafted, you know!"

"Aye, I heard that was what you were callin' it."

"I'm not calling it anything! I was drafted, plain and simple! Doesn't matter which admiral's orders."

"Sure, Len. Sure."