total knockout

"Say, Clad! Let me tell you about this banger idea I've just had!"

Either a bad start to a good day or a good start to a very, very bad day.

"Concerning...?"

"Your, ah...special situation. How you can't feel pain, and all!"

Clad couldn't say he wasn't intrigued. "Continue."

"Well, what if we could figure a way to hook my IRIS up to yours, and then whatever wounds I get, you feel!"

So stupid it just might have a Snow Pippito's chance in Fornis.

"Heard enough."

"So yes?!"

"No."

"C'mooon! Let me be your King of Hard Knocks!"

"...no."