the fair youth

i sat on my beanbag chair and thought of this, then toiled furiously to recover the phantom memory scenario in which i interacted with another person and with this post. ah well. but the post is easy. it truly can be so personal

[*] im like if a girl was {undefined variable}. im like if a girl was [fragment missing]. im like if a girl was (editor's note: the author's invocation of the word "girl" in this context is idiosyncratic, perhaps metaphorical) im like if a girl was im like if a girl draft deleted! im like if a girl You have reached your free article limit! Subscribe now to continue reading. im like if a girl was [THREAD LOCKED] im like if a girl (ENDING EXPLAINED!) im like if a girl Unusual activity detected, please highlight all the pictures of bicycles. im like if a girl I don't respond to prompts that could be deemed offensive, and so I am unable to carry out the request. im-like-if-a-girldeactivated03092023. im like if a girl we are unable to take your call at the minute. im like if a girl isn't registered under that name. im like if a girl could give you her date of birth. im like if a girl oh yes we have you under [...].  im like if a girl LOST CONNECTION

[*] I'm like if a girl [REDACTED]. I'm like if a girl [DATA LOST]. I'm like if a girl [DATA EXPUNGED]. I'm like if a girl [REMOVED BY O-5 ORDER]. I'm like if a girl ████.

[*] you can instantly make a cool female character if you just take any stereotypically masculine character type and make him a butch lady. easiest trick in the book. you can try this at home

[*] im not talking even about broad scale archetypes like Action Hero. those are cool don't get me wrong but if you take more specific stock characters such as "cartoonish mob boss" or "gentleman detective" or "elderly mad scientist" then you have an instant hit on your hands. lesbians WILL love you forever and you WILL be the most interesting person around