Got Any [Stony Grapes]?

General Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply | Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Video Game), The Duck Song - Bryant Oden (Song)

Gen | for philyshy | 100 words | 2023-01-10 | Xeno Series | AO3

Minochi | Cole | Minoth, Marubeeni | Amalthus

Crack, Parody, Snippet

*Here, a note: imagine that the continent of Coeia harbored such natural, mossy stone as would offer a basal creeping place for the vines of such fruit.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man runnin' the stand,

"Hey!"

(bum bum bum)

"Was that their child?"

The man said nothing and he looked to the side, and the duck got a dirty-nasty feeling inside, so he looked at his shoes and he looked at the sky, and he looked at the man and he said,

"Goodbye!"

Then he sauntered away (saunter-saunter), and he sauntered away (saunter-saunter-saunter), and he sauntered away (saunter-saunter), 'til the very next--

 

No!!! The duck never went back to that cliffside lemonade stand ever again, are you CRAZY?