AHHH!

"Y'know, it's kinda funny you don't have a tail, Nia."

Nia groans. "And why, pray tell, is that?"

"Well, y'know," Pandoria gestures vaguely as if the question wasn't blatantly, disgustedly rhetorical, "kitty cat, and all." Shrug. "I'd think you'd need it for balance, or something."

"Balance, huh?" The groan turns slightly wicked. "Riiight, right, because if I had a tail then you certainly couldn't do...THIS-"

Pandoria's tail detaches itself with a satisfying click, the hand that yanked it swinging untethered. Nia screams - say, yelps? Is that absolutely any more dignified?

"Huh. Guess it really is a good thing, then."