thought i'd better get it straight

General Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply | Seinfeld (TV 1989)

Other | for meownacridone | 100 words | 2023-02-12 | the lamb | AO3

Cosmo Kramer & Jerry Seinfeld

Cosmo Kramer, Jerry Seinfeld

Drabble, Inspired by Music, Source: Genesis, Source: Peter Gabriel

"What did you just say?"

"That's right, agender heterosexual! Jeez, and I thought comics were supposed to be tolerant..."

Putting aside the question of where on earth Kramer had gotten that idea, Jerry pressed, "How can you be heterosexual if you don't have any gender to het? I mean, that's what it means! If you're heterosexual, you like the opposite gender. If you're homosexual, you like the same gender.

"But besides all that! You're never gonna convince me that you don't like men, Kramer."

Kramer had never looked more offended. "How do you know that's not what agender heterosexual means?"