i'll get my money back from the bookstore right away

"How come it looks good on you, anyway? You're not even supposed to bloody get one!"

Far, far too tricky a process for the shabby results it gave - tiptoeing over the counter, shoving your face up close to the mirror, perilously balancing the already-dulled razor...

"Nia, Nia, Nia. So impatient! You shave it off enough, it'll learn its lesson."

Said Minoth.

"Promise?"

"Cross my heart."

(Nia crossed her eyes at him for that one.)

"And you know this how?"

"Best way to learn anything is the hard way," waggled the unibrow.

"Not true."

"Nia. Look at me. Eh?"

Not false.