but i'm sure i hear a train

General Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply | Laverne & Shirley (TV 1976)

M/M | for mysteriousnight | 100 words | 2023-03-24 | the lamb | AO3

Leonard "Lenny" Kosnowski/Andrew "Squiggy" Squiggman

Leonard "Lenny" Kosnowski, Andrew "Squiggy" Squiggman

Drabble, Inspired by Music, Source: Genesis, Source: Peter Gabriel

"Look, Squiggy...y'know, everyone knows we're best friends-"

"Yeah, yeah?"

"Come on, you're makin' me nervous, here."

"You? Nervous? Don't make me laugh, Lenny."

"What, ain't a guy allowed?"

"Not with his best friend!"

"I guess you got a point... See, Bonnie down at Shotz asked me if I was dating anyone, and I sorta thought, well-"

"You're gonna go out with Toothless Bonnie?"

"No, you nincompoop, I wanna go out with you!"

"Ain't we out?"

"No, we're at the bowling alley."

"So?"

"So, we're always at the bowling alley!"

"And I can think of no place I'd rather be."