oh boy, i don't even feel no pain

General Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply | Laverne & Shirley (TV 1976)

F/F | for mysteriousnight | 100 words | 2023-03-24 | the lamb | AO3

Laverne DeFazio/Shirley Feeney

Laverne DeFazio, Shirley Feeney

Drabble, Inspired by Music, Source: Genesis, Source: Peter Gabriel

One thing people didn't usually notice about Shirley was how...violent she got, when she was excited about something. She'd yank your arm, twist your leg, bowl you over, tear out your hair before her own, especially if she was nervous.

So, Laverne? Tough enough to take it. She was a big girl, she didn't need anybody kissing her boo-boos! She had her father around for that - if she needed it, which she didn't!

What's a best friend for if they're not a pain in your neck, anyhow?

Yeah, yeah.

Shirl's there to kiss it better. And not only that.