the frog was a prince...

garbage-empress:
> > The Man in the Iron Mask with the Golden Gun

jackassrabbit:
> No, something’s missing.
> The Iron Man in the Iron Mask with the Golden Gun.

let’s try again
The Iron Man with the Golden Arm in the Iron Mask with the Golden Gun

creating a mythology of lesser, lesser-known characters from beloved children's/legacy series any time my partner doesn't have quite enough knowledge on the subject (ex. Crappy* Kong, Faggy Monster)

*as in he sucks. well i guess they both do