Old Television

As a child, I watched MeTV instead of Disney Channel, by and large. The odd work for actual modern movies/TV is also included for efficiency. 27,528 / 27

House M.D. (TV 2004) ¦ Gen ¦ T ¦ NAW ¦ for theonewhothinks ¦ 1326 words ¦ 2026-03-03 ¦ Old Television

Martha Meredith Masters & Gregory House, Martha Meredith Masters & Lisa Cuddy

Martha Meredith Masters, Gregory House, Lisa Cuddy

Mentorship, Morality, Inspired by Music, Source: The Who

House M.D. (TV 2004) ¦ F/M ¦ M ¦ GDV ¦ for belldreams ¦ 901 words ¦ 2026-02-26 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

That's her style, to jerk me around.

Amber Volakis/Gregory House

Amber Volakis, Gregory House

Similarities, Divine Symbolism, Religious Symbolism, Inspired by Music, Source: Steely Dan

House M.D. (TV 2004) ¦ F/F ¦ M ¦ MCD ¦ for girlcreature ¦ 874 words ¦ 2026-02-22 ¦ Old Television

It'd be asinine to pretend that there's anything doctors and lawyers mutually exclusively can't do.

Together, however, the loopholes start to look like a beautiful molecular structure.

Remy "Thirteen" Hadley/Stacy Warner, Stacy Warner & Gregory House, Gregory House & Remy "Thirteen" Hadley

Remy "Thirteen" Hadley, Stacy Warner, Gregory House

Terminal Illness, Euthanasia, Suicide, Inspired by Music, Source: Steely Dan

House M.D. (TV 2004) ¦ Gen ¦ T ¦ MCD ¦ for rhythmofsnow, emptylakes ¦ 1019 words ¦ 2026-02-22 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

Thirteen observes the differential in behavior between one independent child and another.

Remy "Thirteen" Hadley & Gregory House, Remy "Thirteen" Hadley & John Hadley, Gregory House & John House

Remy "Thirteen" Hadley, Gregory House, John Hadley, John House

Father-Daughter Relationship, Terminal Illness, Inspired by Music, Source: Steely Dan

House M.D. (TV 2004) ¦ F/M ¦ E ¦ NAW ¦ for GnomeIgnominious, extollis ¦ 1464 words ¦ 2026-02-20 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

"I heard somebody had sex in an MRI machine," Thirteen says, as if trying to reinforce a post-Cameronean treatise on gendered power in the workplace.

Remy "Thirteen" Hadley/Gregory House

Remy "Thirteen" Hadley, Gregory House

Episode: S05E09 Last Resort, Episode: S01E03 Occam's Razor, Inspired by Music, Source: Aerosmith

House M.D. (TV 2004) ¦ Gen ¦ T ¦ NAW ¦ for GnomeIgnominious ¦ 1353 words ¦ 2026-02-20 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

I asked for a lift - they said, get used to the pain.

Gregory House, House M.D. Ensemble

Disability, Allegory, Ableism, Inspired by Music, Source: Donald Fagen

House M.D. (TV 2004) ¦ M/M ¦ T ¦ NAW ¦ for wishb0ne ¦ 1141 words ¦ 2026-02-17 ¦ Old Television

When it comes to matters of public record, Lucas dabbles with an expert hand. He's in and out of government PHP like House swims through sick people's kidneys.

Lucas Douglas/Juan "Alvie" Alvarez, Lucas Douglas & Gregory House

Lucas Douglas, Juan "Alvie" Alvarez, Gregory House

Parallels, Similarities

House M.D. (TV 2004) ¦ F/M ¦ T ¦ NAW ¦ for GnomeIgnominious ¦ 733 words ¦ 2026-02-16 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

It is strange, to be so at home in such a place. And the things there will be to miss about it...how many reasons are there?

Gregory House/Lydia Bohm

Gregory House, Lydia Bohm

Episode: S06E01-02 Broken, Extended Scene, Inspired by Music, Source: Robert Schumann, Source: Sergei Rachmaninoff

House M.D. (TV 2004) ¦ M/M ¦ T ¦ NAW ¦ for GnomeIgnominious ¦ 733 words ¦ 2026-02-15 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

You don't need someone to tell you what you're already thinking. But it might be nice, sometimes, you know?

Gregory House/Henry Dobson

Gregory House, Henry Dobson

Episode: S04E02 The Right Stuff, Episode: S04E03 97 Seconds, Episode: S04E04 Guardian Angels, Missing Scene, Extended Scene, Inspired by Music, Source: George Gershwin

House M.D. (TV 2004) ¦ F/M ¦ T ¦ NAW ¦ for GnomeIgnominious ¦ 733 words ¦ 2026-02-14 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

All of it, the posturing and the process, has been about the reckoning of a man robbed of faculty against a world that knows he will still find a way to do anything.

Gregory House/Lisa Cuddy

Gregory House, Lisa Cuddy

Episode: S07E01 Thunder Roadtrip, Disability, Chronic Pain, Inspired by Music, Source: Peter Gabriel

House M.D. (TV 2004) ¦ F/M ¦ T ¦ NAW ¦ for familiarsound ¦ 669 words ¦ 2026-01-27 ¦ Old Television

When is a symptom not a symptom? Why, when it's a cause, of course.

Gregory House/Lisa Cuddy

Gregory House, Lisa Cuddy, James Evan Wilson

Nightmares, Dream Logic, Separation

House M.D. (TV 2004) ¦ F/M ¦ T ¦ NAW ¦ for Jennycakes27 ¦ 1038 words ¦ 2026-01-22 ¦ Old Television

"I said I always want to kiss you. During my subconscious fantasy of opioid withdrawal."

Gregory House/Lisa Cuddy

Gregory House, Lisa Cuddy

Episode: S05E23 Under My Skin, Episode: S05E24 Both Sides Now, Hallucinations, Intimacy, Trust, Abandonment Issues, Inspired by Poetry, Source: E.E. Cummings

House M.D. (TV 2004) ¦ M/M ¦ T ¦ NAW ¦ for starscatter ¦ 1073 words ¦ 2026-01-21 ¦ Old Television

The point in the case that determines the final judgement is the most important one, right? Or is the love merely in the living?

Gregory House/James Evan Wilson

Gregory House, James Evan Wilson

Misanthropy, Autism, Character Study

House M.D. (TV 2004) ¦ M/M ¦ T ¦ NAW ¦ for industrialmusic ¦ 1875 words ¦ 2026-01-17 ¦ Old Television

Things like this are not supposed to work. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

James Evan Wilson/Gregory House

James Evan Wilson, Gregory House

Complicated Relationships, Feelings Realization, Feelings Denial, Ambiguity

Happy Days (TV 1974) ¦ Gen ¦ T ¦ NAW ¦ for candybaroque ¦ 1037 words ¦ 2025-10-19 ¦ Old Television

Fonzie keeps James Dean in his closet, and Jimmy watches over all the other ugly things.

Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli & Howard Cunningham

Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli, Howard Cunningham

Found Family, Trauma Recovery, Projection

House M.D. (TV 2004) ¦ M/M ¦ T ¦ MCD ¦ for mindmeld ¦ 888 words ¦ 2025-09-15 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

"What's next, tutti-frutti? Isn't it a little late for that?"

Gregory House/James Evan Wilson

Gregory House, James Evan Wilson

Terminal Illness, Suicidal Ideation, Mortality, Misanthropy, Inspired by Twitter

High Society (Movie 1956), The Philadelphia Story (Movie 1940) ¦ F/M ¦ G ¦ NAW ¦ for meownacridone ¦ 383 words ¦ 2022-12-01 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

Some things are just meant to be, even if they don't look so black and white.

Macaulay "Mike" Connor/Elizabeth "Liz" Imbrie

Macaulay "Mike" Connor, Elizabeth "Liz" Imbrie

Fluff, Inspired by Music, Source: Cole Porter

Where the Crawdads Sing ¦ F/M ¦ T ¦ RNC, MCD ¦ for UltimaHeart ¦ 650 words ¦ 2022-08-15 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

The marsh doesn't have any concept of before and after. There isn't anything so discrete as all that.

Catherine Danielle Clark/Tate Walker, Catherine Danielle Clark/Chase Andrews

Catherine Danielle Clark, Tate Walker, Chase Andrews

Retrospective, Sexual Assault

Night Shift (Movie 1982) ¦ F/M, M/M, Multi ¦ M ¦ NAW ¦ for meownacridone ¦ 1221 words ¦ 2022-08-12 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

The problem was...that there weren't any problems. And that, in the end, was the best thing of all. They made it so, anyway.

Bill Blazejowski/Chuck Lumley/Belinda Keaton, Bill Blazejowski/Chuck Lumley, Chuck Lumley/Belinda Keaton, Belinda Keaton/Bill Blazejowski

Bill Blazejowski, Chuck Lumley, Belinda Keaton

Polyamory

You Can't Take It With You ¦ F/M ¦ G ¦ NAW ¦ for meownacridone ¦ 354 words ¦ 2022-07-18 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

That house...oh, that house.

Alice Sycamore/Anthony "Tony" Kirby Jr.

Alice Sycamore, Anthony "Tony" Kirby Jr.

Sentimentality, Personification, Bittersweet

Interstellar (Movie 2014) ¦ Gen ¦ M ¦ GDV, MCD ¦ for minorthirds ¦ 999 words ¦ 2022-06-06 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

And with a raucous shudder, and with a furious ease.

Hugh Mann, Joseph Cooper

Nihilism, Existentialism

Happy Days (TV 1974) ¦ M/M ¦ T ¦ NAW ¦ for cowboyhippie ¦ 1236 words ¦ 2021-12-22 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

...you can tell me by the way I walk!

Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli/Richard "Richie" Cunningham

Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli, Richard "Richie" Cunningham

Period-Typical Homophobia, Inspired by Music, Source: Genesis, Source: Peter Gabriel

The Odd Couple (TV 1970) ¦ M/M ¦ T ¦ NAW ¦ for icearrows1200 ¦ 1304 words ¦ 2021-12-14 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

Shhh, it's starting!

Oscar Madison/Felix Unger

Oscar Madison, Felix Unger

Anachronisms, Inspired by Music, Source: Billy Joel

The Odd Couple (TV 1970) ¦ M/M ¦ G ¦ NAW ¦ for slightly_petty ¦ 522 words ¦ 2021-12-09 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

Really, if not the whole thing.

Oscar Madison/Felix Unger

Oscar Madison, Felix Unger

Missing Scene, Dialogue Heavy

The Odd Couple (TV 1970) ¦ M/M ¦ G ¦ NAW ¦ for slightly_petty ¦ 1156 words ¦ 2021-12-09 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

Careful what you wish for - or what you don't, rather.

Oscar Madison/Felix Unger

Oscar Madison, Felix Unger

Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Inspired by Music, Source: Genesis, Source: Peter Gabriel

The Odd Couple (TV 1970) ¦ M/M ¦ T ¦ NAW ¦ for slightly_petty ¦ 1477 words ¦ 2021-09-03 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

This apartment wasn't so much Oscar's territory anymore. Was that the trade, one half of an apartment in exchange for one half of your progeny?

Oscar Madison/Felix Unger

Oscar Madison, Felix Unger

Missing Scene

Happy Days (TV 1974) ¦ M/M ¦ G ¦ NAW ¦ for invallid ¦ 1369 words ¦ 2021-08-07 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

He burned the dinner. Of course he did. Except how do you burn a frozen dinner? Ralph Malph would find a way.

Ralph Malph/Warren "Potsie" Weber

Ralph Malph, Warren "Potsie" Weber

Past Domestic Abuse