Old Television

As a child, I watched MeTV instead of Disney Channel, by and large. The odd work for actual modern movies/TV is also included for efficiency. 19,450 / 20

Teen And Up Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ House M.D. (TV 2004)

F/M ¦ for GnomeIgnominious ¦ 733 words ¦ 2026-02-16 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

It is strange, to be so at home in such a place. And the things there will be to miss about it...how many reasons are there?

Gregory House/Lydia Bohm

Gregory House, Lydia Bohm

Episode: S06E01-02 Broken, Extended Scene, Inspired by Music, Source: Robert Schumann, Source: Sergei Rachmaninoff

Teen And Up Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ House M.D. (TV 2004)

M/M ¦ for GnomeIgnominious ¦ 733 words ¦ 2026-02-15 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

You don't need someone to tell you what you're already thinking. But it might be nice, sometimes, you know?

Gregory House/Henry Dobson

Gregory House, Henry Dobson

Episode: S04E02 The Right Stuff, Episode: S04E03 97 Seconds, Episode: S04E04 Guardian Angels, Missing Scene, Extended Scene, Inspired by Music, Source: George Gershwin

Teen And Up Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ House M.D. (TV 2004)

F/M ¦ for GnomeIgnominious ¦ 733 words ¦ 2026-02-14 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

All of it, the posturing and the process, has been about the reckoning of a man robbed of faculty against a world that knows he will still find a way to do anything.

Gregory House/Lisa Cuddy

Gregory House, Lisa Cuddy

Episode: S07E01 Thunder Roadtrip, Disability, Chronic Pain, Inspired by Music, Source: Peter Gabriel

Teen And Up Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ House M.D. (TV 2004)

F/M ¦ for familiarsound ¦ 669 words ¦ 2026-01-27 ¦ Old Television

When is a symptom not a symptom? Why, when it's a cause, of course.

Gregory House/Lisa Cuddy

Gregory House, Lisa Cuddy, James Evan Wilson

Nightmares, Dream Logic, Separation

Teen And Up Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ House M.D. (TV 2004)

F/M ¦ for Jennycakes27 ¦ 1038 words ¦ 2026-01-22 ¦ Old Television

"I said I always want to kiss you. During my subconscious fantasy of opioid withdrawal."

Gregory House/Lisa Cuddy

Gregory House, Lisa Cuddy

Episode: S05E23 Under My Skin, Episode: S05E24 Both Sides Now, Hallucinations, Intimacy, Trust, Abandonment Issues, Inspired by Poetry, Source: E.E. Cummings

Teen And Up Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ House M.D. (TV 2004)

M/M ¦ for starscatter ¦ 1073 words ¦ 2026-01-21 ¦ Old Television

The point in the case that determines the final judgement is the most important one, right? Or is the love merely in the living?

Gregory House/James Evan Wilson

Gregory House, James Evan Wilson

Misanthropy, Autism, Character Study

Teen And Up Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ House M.D. (TV 2004)

M/M ¦ for industrialmusic ¦ 1875 words ¦ 2026-01-17 ¦ Old Television

Things like this are not supposed to work. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

James Evan Wilson/Gregory House

James Evan Wilson, Gregory House

Complicated Relationships, Feelings Realization, Feelings Denial, Ambiguity

Teen And Up Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ Happy Days (TV 1974)

Gen ¦ for candybaroque ¦ 1037 words ¦ 2025-10-19 ¦ Old Television

Fonzie keeps James Dean in his closet, and Jimmy watches over all the other ugly things.

Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli & Howard Cunningham

Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli, Howard Cunningham

Found Family, Trauma Recovery, Projection

Teen And Up Audiences ¦ Major Character Death ¦ House M.D. (TV 2004)

M/M ¦ for mindmeld ¦ 888 words ¦ 2025-09-15 ¦ Old Television

"What's next, tutti-frutti? Isn't it a little late for that?"

Gregory House/James Evan Wilson

Gregory House, James Evan Wilson

Terminal Illness, Suicidal Ideation, Mortality, Misanthropy, Inspired by Twitter

General Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ High Society (Movie 1956), The Philadelphia Story (Movie 1940)

F/M ¦ for meownacridone ¦ 383 words ¦ 2022-12-01 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

Some things are just meant to be, even if they don't look so black and white.

Macaulay "Mike" Connor/Elizabeth "Liz" Imbrie

Macaulay "Mike" Connor, Elizabeth "Liz" Imbrie

Fluff, Inspired by Music, Source: Cole Porter

Teen And Up Audiences ¦ Rape/Non-Con, Major Character Death ¦ Where the Crawdads Sing

F/M ¦ for UltimaHeart ¦ 650 words ¦ 2022-08-15 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

The marsh doesn't have any concept of before and after. There isn't anything so discrete as all that.

Catherine Danielle Clark/Tate Walker, Catherine Danielle Clark/Chase Andrews

Catherine Danielle Clark, Tate Walker, Chase Andrews

Retrospective, Sexual Assault

Mature ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ Night Shift (Movie 1982)

F/M, M/M, Multi ¦ for meownacridone ¦ 1221 words ¦ 2022-08-12 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

The problem was...that there weren't any problems. And that, in the end, was the best thing of all. They made it so, anyway.

Bill Blazejowski/Chuck Lumley/Belinda Keaton, Bill Blazejowski/Chuck Lumley, Chuck Lumley/Belinda Keaton, Belinda Keaton/Bill Blazejowski

Bill Blazejowski, Chuck Lumley, Belinda Keaton

Polyamory

General Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ You Can't Take It With You

F/M ¦ for meownacridone ¦ 354 words ¦ 2022-07-18 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

That house...oh, that house.

Alice Sycamore/Anthony "Tony" Kirby Jr.

Alice Sycamore, Anthony "Tony" Kirby Jr.

Sentimentality, Personification, Bittersweet

Mature ¦ Graphic Depictions of Violence, Major Character Death ¦ Interstellar (Movie 2014)

Gen ¦ for minorthirds ¦ 999 words ¦ 2022-06-06 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

And with a raucous shudder, and with a furious ease.

Hugh Mann, Joseph Cooper

Nihilism, Existentialism

Teen And Up Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ Happy Days (TV 1974)

M/M ¦ for cowboyhippie ¦ 1236 words ¦ 2021-12-22 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

...you can tell me by the way I walk!

Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli/Richard "Richie" Cunningham

Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli, Richard "Richie" Cunningham

Period-Typical Homophobia, Inspired by Music, Source: Genesis, Source: Peter Gabriel

Teen And Up Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ The Odd Couple (TV 1970)

M/M ¦ for icearrows1200 ¦ 1304 words ¦ 2021-12-14 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

Shhh, it's starting!

Oscar Madison/Felix Unger

Oscar Madison, Felix Unger

Anachronisms, Inspired by Music, Source: Billy Joel

General Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ The Odd Couple (TV 1970)

M/M ¦ for slightly_petty ¦ 522 words ¦ 2021-12-09 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

Really, if not the whole thing.

Oscar Madison/Felix Unger

Oscar Madison, Felix Unger

Missing Scene, Dialogue Heavy

General Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ The Odd Couple (TV 1970)

M/M ¦ for slightly_petty ¦ 1156 words ¦ 2021-12-09 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

Careful what you wish for - or what you don't, rather.

Oscar Madison/Felix Unger

Oscar Madison, Felix Unger

Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Inspired by Music, Source: Genesis, Source: Peter Gabriel

Teen And Up Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ The Odd Couple (TV 1970)

M/M ¦ for slightly_petty ¦ 1477 words ¦ 2021-09-03 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

This apartment wasn't so much Oscar's territory anymore. Was that the trade, one half of an apartment in exchange for one half of your progeny?

Oscar Madison/Felix Unger

Oscar Madison, Felix Unger

Missing Scene

General Audiences ¦ No Archive Warnings Apply ¦ Happy Days (TV 1974)

M/M ¦ for invallid ¦ 1369 words ¦ 2021-08-07 ¦ Old Television ¦ AO3

He burned the dinner. Of course he did. Except how do you burn a frozen dinner? Ralph Malph would find a way.

Ralph Malph/Warren "Potsie" Weber

Ralph Malph, Warren "Potsie" Weber

Past Domestic Abuse