if i choose a side, he won't take me for a ride

The hardest thing to do is to do what you wanna do.

Yeah, he remembered that one - loud and clear. He'd given those Cunninghams a lotta lines. They had some of their own, too. Probably why he always had such a hard time turnin' 'em down, ever. Most other namby-pamby middle-class families were either too afraid of him or too busy chasing him off to think about it.

And then there was Richie. Richie, Richie, Richie.

Best friend the Fonz ever had. No pushover, either.

If he wanted that redhead to stick around, he'd better speak his mind, and soon.